Welcome to the About Goosie Page!

Do you need guidance in relationships?
or advice for dating?
Goosie is all about helping other birdbrains muddle through the teenage years and beyond.

Goosie's Teen Years
Goosie was Raised in a Daze of Confusion,
Dysfunction, Depression, and Detached Illusion
Alcohol, Drugs, Robbed her Soul of its Mission
Leaving her Nothing but Lack of Ambition.
Goosie viewed Sadness and Untimely Dying
Along without Laughing and Way too much Crying,
The Norm from the Pit of the Depths of Despair
So Goosie got Smarter and Tougher for Wear.
Goosie Learned Lessons through the Hard Knocks of Life,
She studied Bad Relationships, Violence and Strife.
Her Life’s Road was Rocky, but she Gained Perception
For Those Needing Guidance, there was No Exception.
Ask Goosie “Whatever”; She’ll do her Best Work
To give you Advice, so you don’t go Beserk.